Things I Read This Week

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So this week has been pretty chaotic. We move out of our office in 2 weeks and I’ve been helping coordinate that and with the other departments on my floor leaving at the same time (our building is being renovated) it’s a mishmash of meetings, packing, chatting with coworkers about how weird it is to have our departments separated for the next year. Anyhoo, because of all this, I haven’t been that diligent about updating this post. There’s just been so much going on. However, there are some good things here for you to occupy some brain space with.

On the Web

Have I not talked about the Queens of Infamy series on Longreads enough? If I haven’t, here are links to the latest editions: Part One and Part Two of Josephine Bonaparte.

I am obsessed with this piece about costuming on The Crown.

I did not know much about the Mitford sisters before this.

Perhaps we are not all awful and plummeting towards our doom:

At the heart of these shows is a radical humanity — selling very convincingly the idea that while we might all die alone, the key to getting through life lies in the collective. That we must seek help, and we must band together, and keep those bonds strong, even when faced with difficult conditions.

I’m so fucking disappointed that the dude who makes Strange Planet is pro-life.

UGH

I’m real unimpressed with PM Justin rn.

Tonight is the season 5 finale of Schitt’s Creek and I’m very sad because this show makes me very happy.

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I’m really tired of this faux-concern, argumentative bullshit that implies that wearing makeup is somehow anti-feminist. Like, let a girl fucking live wearing some goddamn lipstick.

I normally do not care about sports. I don’t pay much attention to sports and I generally find their dominance in the trending topics on Twitter to be very annoying. That being said, this was a welcome sports-related thing that I came across on Twitter and I believe everyone should take a couple minutes out to read it. Especially my white readers. It’s a wonderful piece of writing.

This came across my twitter (or was it a facebook group? I don’t remember) and it’s just as good when I read it the first time. I miss The Toast SO MUCH and I wish it would come back.

You know what would’ve been an amazing block of TV? Parks & Rec, The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Schitt’s Creek. All my favourite feel-good comedies together. But perhaps we’d have never gotten The Good Place without Parks & Rec first. Like, could you imagine Joan Callamezzo interviewing Moira Schitt? I’m dying at the thought. It doesn’t feel like it’s been 10 years since the show debuted, but it has and EW has a fun slideshow about the wacky minor characters that I’ve had open all week and only just read this morning.

On the Shelf

I’m about halfway through Roar and I’m not exactly enjoying it. The first story was good, but the rest have been… less than good? Especially the last story I just finished. I am not enjoying this, but maybe I’m just not the kind of person who enjoys short stories? Idk.

Anyway, that’s it for this week. For the next couple of weeks I may not be doing What I Read posts, so I’ll figure out something else to fill your hearts during that time. Until then.

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Things I Read This Week… and Last Week

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So last week was the longest week ever, but it still didn’t allow me enough time to finish my post, so I’m combining two weeks in one. Except here I am at the end of the second longest week ever, again, and Daylight Savings Time has zapped any energy I had, Starbucks’ stock has probably risen because I’m basically mainlining espresso at this point, and even though I’m not particularly busy at work at the moment I still can’t seem to find enough time to read everything. I guess this is what happens when Daylight Savings Time lands in the middle of Mercury Retrograde.

On The Web

My mom also just bought me a tin of Milo. I’m not exactly sure why since I didn’t ask for it, but she did.

I just have no words, except maybe that Claire’s fucking sucks

Strange Planet is great (like, so great) and I love webcomics, they remind me of when I was obsessed with reading the Garfield dailies as a kid. (I was generally obsessed with Garfield as a kid.)

I haven’t watched Leaving Neverland yet. I have it recorded, but I’m not really ready to watch it. I’ve been reading a lot of pieces on it, however, and I don’t really know what more to say about this whole MJ thing. I’m very sad. This kind of sums it up, sort of. I guess?

It’s so weird when your childhood crushes die

Long Live Carrie Fisher

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again Pop Goes My Heart is the best fake song for a movie ever. It used to be my ringtone at one point.

I miss Prince.

Brie Larson is great. The men who hate her for being great make me laugh, and laugh, and laugh…

Better late than never: The Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue 2018!

I liked seeing the stylists juxtaposed with the celebs they style, but I’d *really* like to see more POC stylists

I am so here for this Spider-Woman casting possibility

And speaking of Schitt’s Creek, shoutout to them for being the best

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A queer, Indo-Canadian woman is going to replace that dude Tara Reid dated.

The Atlantic wrote about some people I know

I LOVE Drag Race and drag shows are one of my favourite things to go to (and I am seeing Bianca Mother Fucking Del RIO this summer, bitches) but I am so here for the era of Drag Kings.

Dr. Gu is uh… not a good dude.

Haha, this dumb fucker. Sucks to suck.

The Mary Sue did a really great compilation of 5 messy mythical romances, which made me miss reading the classics, so maybe my next book will be something old.

I don’t really follow Ripper lore closely, but I do love the idea that Jack was actually Jill

Another installment of The Ugly History of Beautiful Things, and this one is about pearls. I still reference the perfume one all the time, especially when I talk about the book Perfume: The Story of a Murderer.

On the Shelf

I have about a third of The Witch Elm left and I am DYING to get through it.

I have so many things saved to read but haven’t had much of a chance to look at them after I save them, so hopefully this project I was just assigned doesn’t take up too much time.

Till next week:

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